We've begun a new life... in a trailer. What it lacks in glamor is made up for in sheer insanity.
In the middle of a hectic second semester Chris began to
feel uneasy about our living situation and wanted to consider another option.
What was it that brought on this uneasiness? It could have been the countless
men roaming the street in front of our apartment toting rottweilers on chains in
the middle of the day. Or it could have been the Slatterys down the road that
shot off fireworks during the night (well after the 4th of July). Whatever it
was, we may never know. Somewhere in the beginning of the uneasiness Chris
started researching RV's and RV living. Shayna was sure this was a passing
stage... Chris was hooked after reading just a few geriatric RV blogs. The
romance and adventure they promised on the open road seemed like the life we
needed.
Shayna got on board with the decision to move after she
discovered that Chris had been sleeping with a .40 by the bedside. She thought
that maybe what Chris meant by trailer was actually a new apartment in a safer
part of town (one that wasn't on the wrong side of the tracks...literally, we
used to live across 2 sets of railroad tracks). At some point she realized that
this may be the only dream that Chris would ever have in his life... and she
let him run with it. Shayna eventually thought it would be fun to live in a
trailer, probably partially from the peer pressure of having had half of her
siblings (Sunde, Kody, and Kasey and their families) begin their marriages in
trailers... and they turned out great!
So during some of Chris' "free time" (mainly
during 2 very boring classes that shall forever remain a secret) he looked on Craigslist, marketplace, and many other online listings, for our dream RV and
truck. Ironically, at the end of our search, it was Shayna that found both the
truck and the RV.
The truck was mislisted for the Nashville area (2 hrs from
McKenzie), but was actually down in Mobile Alabama (7 hrs away). We thought
that was the end of it, but the people had family up near Nashville and were
willing to meet us there the next day. After a few test drives, Black Beauty
was ours, it was definitely meant to be. We had to neuter the poor thing (his 3
inch Body Lift scared Chris when it came to towing... and we couldn't find
anyone that was willing to do a custom 5th wheel installation).
Our RV is a diamond in the rough. An older couple in
Kentucky had babied it for 9 years and felt that their RVing days were over.
Alan, the previous owner, thought Chris
was a scammer at first because his cell number is from Utah, but soon he learned
that we were quality RV wannabes. The correspondence over email was like having
a pen pal while in middle school ( I think we totaled over 70 emails in the
month before we picked up the RV). On the day when we brought our baby home,
Chris drove 3 hours north to Kentucky, had breakfast with our new RV pals, and
headed home... Papa Mike would have been proud. Chris took a wrong turn 5 miles
down the road (y'all out west have no idea the maze of country roads we live
by) and made a 16 point turn in a little clearing. No other mishaps occurred,
and the long awaited Ruby (short for Starcraft Aruba... we thought the nickname
made it sound like a granny with flair... basically what she is) was home at
last... er... she is the home now... so I guess we we're home at last.
Chris' buddy Chris (from school) hooked us up with a place
to park our home. He rents from the most amazing landlord EVER, the 100%
southern grandpa, Jimmy. He is a member of the Church of God of Prophecy (and
proud of it... we love him!). We're
parked up on his acreage a ways out of town. Call us crazy, but we love our new
home on wheels.
The MOve
Our NEw Home
Um that is the awesomest & funny post ever! I absolutely love it! What a great adventure to tell your kids someday! Ha ha ha! Trailer treasure....you kill me! Awesome! It looks amazing inside! :-) Trace is such a cutie! He got a hair cut too! Handsome man growing up! :-)
ReplyDeleteSuch a well written start of a fun adventure! We love you guys!
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